Gosh, this blog is getting very busy around here. Exciting. Well, there’s nothing like a blank box into which to pour the random secrets of your heart. So, some random facts! Some of them might be true!

Imagine meeting that on a dark night...
I’m Project Steve’s musician, which means playing the keyboard, getting the actors to sing, and improvising operas on the spot. When the actors look all professional playing invisible instruments, that’s me. Me! I’ve been doing this since 2007 when ICE swept up and am starting to worry that I’m forgetting how to read sheet music. Lines and dots, right?
I’m the baby of the group. There’s nearly a decade between me and Dr Wareham, although while he retains startlingly youthful looks, I am prematurely aged from the stress of so much improvised music (see photo) such that he is often mistaken for my younger brother.
I am deeply, passionately in love with Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, who has rocked my little piano playing socks since I was about 6 years old. Various attempts have been made to beat this out of me, such as burial alive and exposure to Schoenburg, but to no avail.
I come from the Other Place, or as near to it as makes no difference, in what can only be described as a small village in Hobbit Country. My feet are in fact preternaturally hairy, which does not affect my musical output in any way.
I can also play other instruments, and sometimes even write music down(!). In (even) younger days I was the drummer in a band. It was called Burn the Barbies. Ah, we were young… My ambition nowadays is to pursue my quest to make louder and louder noises, and learn the organ in order to surprise tourists in Trinity Street with massive and intimidating chords.
Buttons scare me, but I like toggles.
I am renowned in certain circles for being able to provide an ‘excellent sensory experience’ for any occasion (The Cambridge Student, Lent Term 2009). I should clarify that the sensory experience in question is limited to the ears (again, see photo).
And on that note, adieu!